Friday, September 24, 2021

SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING:

 Drinking alcohol is bad, mostly for women. 

  1. In particular, women should not drink alcoholic beverages during pregnancy due to the risk of ruining a baby’s life. Women should also refrain from alcohol during surgery, while at work, when away from home, while operating machinery, after procreating, while purchasing a firearm, or during football season due to the risks of becoming a sad statistic.

  2. Consumption of alcohol impairs a woman’s ability to drive a vehicle, be nice, make appropriate jokes, speak quietly; and may cause severe, chronic alcoholism or death; and could make physical flaws more apparent. 

  3. Men should moderate alcohol consumption because they might experience excessive handsomeness, intelligence, charisma. They may also suffer severe headaches, nausea, vomiting, criminal blackouts or violent, homicidal outbursts.


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