We've been trying to reach you about your auto warranty!
It's urgent that you contact us before F.B.I. agents arrest you for BREACH OF WARRANTY in the first degree -- a state, federal, and international crime punishable by RITUAL DEFENESTRATION, mandatory electrolysis, and PROFLIGATE FORFEITURE of TITHES, among other retributions.
Please don't wait until it's too late. We only want to help.
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