Thursday, March 10, 2005

Joey was a pervert, but it didn't bother him.
Early on, his perversion was focused on young rodeo cowboys, which -- he quickly learned -- were not very receptive to his secret thoughts.
He has since turned his attentions to other, less dangerous prey: battle-scarred Samburu warriors from Africa, Hasidic Jews, and middle-aged blondes with tiny pets.
He has also learned the art of making light humor to small groups, a skill that has served him well with his new audience.
Joey is still a pervert. A proud pervert.