Wednesday, November 09, 2022

I've just about had it with the 24-hour clock.

So irritating.  Gotta track all those damned odd-numbered hours starting with  1300 (which is 1 in the afternoon, by the way. Who the fuck thought that up?)

Hey pal, what time is it?

39:75 hours.

Shut up, you gaddamned communist! You androgynous euro-fascist liberal monarchist...  

Go fiddle yourself with your metric devices in your Roman villa! You monotheist barbarian gothic Hun... 

Go build a slave empire with your war machines. You enslavers... 

Go overpopulate your land and emigrate to other parts of the planet. You colonizers...

Why can't you just tell time like someone from the NEW WORLD?

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