Thursday, January 13, 2022

Notes re: your Mom (from the bi-monthly meeting of the Standing Ethics Committee)

DATE/TIME: Five minutes after I bang your Mom.

LOCATION: Your Mom's disheveled bed.

AGENDA:

1. Clean your mom up, help her get dressed, call her a cab.

2. Request that the Secretary approve the minutes of previous meeting.

3. Committee will hear a report from you quantifying how much your Mom liked it.

4. Dissolve Ethics Committee.

5. Adjourn to your Mom's house.


No comments: