DATE/TIME: Five minutes after I bang your Mom.
LOCATION: Your Mom's disheveled bed.
AGENDA:
1. Clean your mom up, help her get dressed, call her a cab.
2. Request that the Secretary approve the minutes of previous meeting.
3. Committee will hear a report from you quantifying how much your Mom liked it.
4. Dissolve Ethics Committee.
5. Adjourn to your Mom's house.