Step 1.
Pray that some higher power gives a rat's ass about your puny mortal technical problems. Pray with all your might that the backups you haven't checked in months actually ran. Pray that the backup files are not just a jumble of meaningless, corrupt ones and zeroes, but actually coherent restorable data. Pray that the last successful backup was, in fact, last night and not some random date in 2002.
Step 2.
Prepare your resume, because if you fail to restore every last piss-ant message on that server, you're fired.
Step 3.
Help yourself to any stimulant you can find. Make a desperate call to somebody in New Delhi. Those New Delhi techs are your last hope and you should thank Vishnu that they're on the job. When they've repaired everything for you, drive to the nearest ranch a kiss a cow on the lips.
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